Friday, May 7, 2010

*ChEw oN tHis*

It's about 11:20 and "Good Eats" is on. I have some facts to throw at you. Quite queer, but did you know that lobsters can be compared to cockroaches? So, next time you go to throw that lobster alive into the boiling pot of water and it cusses at you... just know that they have brains equivalent to that of cockroaches. Also! A good way to get meat out of the little legs is chopping off the joints and using a roller to squish out the meat! Voila! Dead lobster... less hungry happy you!
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