It's Mothers' day coming up and my Mom believes it gives her a giant pass card that enables her to nag or give too much opinions. This is what her RED Mothers' Card will say.
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This cardholder is allowed to proceed with full bitching/nagging rights. Those who cross the wishes of the card holder will be sentenced to shame for not allowing Mother to do as she wishes during her day/week. Any ideas that the card holder has must be accepted with full admiration and no disdain. Good luck to any who intersects this card holders path.