Friday, December 17, 2010

HoLY ShiT diD you KnoW? CauSE I didn"T!

As children in Minnesota frolicking in fields and sticking strange plants in the yapper is a given. I did this... I used to eat different types of sour grass and honey suckle. It wasn't until today I found out that one of the plants I used to play with twenty-four seven was deadly. It's called HEMLOCK. Let me show you what it looks like.

RAISE OF HANDS... OF ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TOUCHED THESE! ALMOST ATE THEM! I...I... I... I... I... I....

And in conclusion... "Baby's Breath" is named that because it actually takes baby's breath if eaten... knowledge on a need to know basis.

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