Have you ever been tipsy enough, to piss in your kitchen sink because there was no main floor bathroom? Color me painted, because that shit happened tonight. 

I guess I get to one up my son, who decided to take a shit in the woods, just because.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Where did I learn these weird quirks? I remember stopping at a gas station and pissing with two other chicks in the same sink, because the one stall was packed.